Welcome.

I suppose the assertion that truth is stranger than fiction is the reason blogging has been so successful in the first place. However, I intend to take it a step further. I hope that you will enjoy my posts not only for their literal content, but also on a metaphysical level. I hope you'll pause for a second and think to yourself, "wow. Real life is fucking weird/hilarious/depressing/adjective of your choice/all of the above at the same time." With 6 billion different versions of reality, who needs fiction?

My goal is to present the best reality has to offer, from math and science to workplace drama. Sort of like “The Soup,” but with less Tyra Banks (because I refuse to believe she’s real). Enjoy.